Is it in their Genes? Or maybe Jeans
It snowed enough today to leave a little, teeny, tiny sprinkling on the ground.
The kids and I were standing at our front door (each of them stark naked except for their new winter boots) looking at it when Eliot asked, with a look of glee all over his face, if he could pee in the snow.
I said he could and that when there was a lot of snow he could even pee shapes and his own name in the snow.
He said he wanted to do it right now. RIGHT NOW.
I warned him that if he went outside in only his boots he'd be very cold.
He said it was okay.
So I opened our front door (remember, we live across from a co-op and this is the day before Thanksgiving - the street in front of our house was very busy) and Eliot went outside on the front porch and crouched down like a frog. Ready to pee right there.
Peeing in the snow.
What is it about these men with outdoor plumbing?
The kids and I were standing at our front door (each of them stark naked except for their new winter boots) looking at it when Eliot asked, with a look of glee all over his face, if he could pee in the snow.
I said he could and that when there was a lot of snow he could even pee shapes and his own name in the snow.
He said he wanted to do it right now. RIGHT NOW.
I warned him that if he went outside in only his boots he'd be very cold.
He said it was okay.
So I opened our front door (remember, we live across from a co-op and this is the day before Thanksgiving - the street in front of our house was very busy) and Eliot went outside on the front porch and crouched down like a frog. Ready to pee right there.
Peeing in the snow.
What is it about these men with outdoor plumbing?

1 Comments:
that's one of the joys of being a gy. in sonoma, it's great; you can pee outside almost anywhere.
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