My Belated Mother's Day Post This Is Meant to Be Funny

Sung to the tune of Kyle's Mom is a Big Fat Bitch from South Park.

Eliot's mom is a big fat bitch.
She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world.
She's a stupid bitch if there ever was a bitch.
She's a bitch to all the boys and girls!

One Monday she's a bitch.
On Tuesday she's a bitch.
On Wednesdays and Thursdays she's a bitch.
On Fridays she's a bitch.
On Saturdays she's a bitch.
On Sunday's she's a super mega mega biyatch.

Kaaaayyyyyle's mom's a biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii chah.

That's as much as I can remember of the song.

I just put Eliot in his bed. He was in his pack-n-play in the room with Naomi and they were having an amazingly good time. This afternoon they spent 2 hours together goofing around in there two before they both passed out for a nap.

Here's to me and all the women out there who do totally bitchy things in the name of their children's well being.

Yeah mom! Go mom Go.