Blueberries

The kids love blueberries. Naomi particularly loves blueberries. On several occassions she has eaten so many blueberries that her poo smells like blueberries and is such a deep shade of purple that it looks black. Until we wipe her bottom and realize she has literally pooped a gigantic blueberry. But I digress...

The other day they were eating blueberries and Naomi asked if they ate 'so many' blueberries if they would turn into blueberries.

I said I thought they might do that.

Then she asked if they ate 'so many' babies if they would turn into babies.

Before I could answer she pretended to grab babies out of thin air and eat them up. Each baby in 1 gulp.

Then she said, "I'm a baby" and make the most fakey baby cries ever.

Then she enrolled Eliot into her game. They ate babies, turned into babies and cried like babies.

As some writer I once heard interviewed once said....kids are insane...if you really listen to them...they are insane.